DOTS: Audi Kuwait

"way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu) 12/13/2018 at 14:00 • Filed to: Audi, Audi Q8, Dots

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Spanfeller is a twat > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 14:06

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Oh look at that pun? ya think you’re funny,eh?

It’s actually not that bad. 

way2blu does a rev update > Spanfeller is a twat 12/13/2018 at 14:09

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Lambo has advertised the Urus as being sand dune-capable, so I think its German brother the Q8 will probably sell well in the Middle East too 

I think it looks better than a GLE Coupé but it doesn’t have as much presence as the Lambo.

Textured Soy Protein > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 14:17

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The Q8 is one of the more inoffensive looking SHITs , but it’s almost too anonymous.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 14:41

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The Q8 waits in Kuwait for the cool eight.

way2blu does a rev update > Textured Soy Protein 12/13/2018 at 14:42

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In design class, we used the phrase “it’s a car...” to describe non-distinctive sketches.

“It’s a crossover...”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 14:47

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Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude 

way2blu does a rev update > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/13/2018 at 14:50

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 14:52

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That is the cutest bore  I’ve ever seen

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 14:54

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I really thought this was the Urus from the thumbnail.

I hate that the Lambo isn’t built on a dedicated chassis as a no expense spared, bats*** crazy SUV. Instead it is a Cayman with a “Lambo built TTV8 that is totally not the same as the other VAG TTV8" and some octagons. It could have been a G Wagon competitor or many different things. Instead we got fast but meh, that is only slightly different than your neighbor’s Audi.

This being said, I’m not the market for such a thing and I’m sure they will sell a ton. I just hope the prove to be reliable and depreciate like a rock. Because as muck crap as I talk about them, I would totally buy one used haha

way2blu does a rev update > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/13/2018 at 14:55

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Honda minibike bore is way cuter, a petite 52mm:

way2blu does a rev update > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 12/13/2018 at 14:57

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This is a volume seller. I think a proper LM002 successor would be even better though. Those parking spaces at the mall won’t stand a chance!

way2blu does a rev update > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 12/13/2018 at 15:03

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And they all drink the Audi Kool-Aid

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 15:05

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I get why they did it. A LM002 successor/ G Wagon competitor would have been awesome, though. I would say they could run over all the curbs between home and Eh-den’s school but they would have still ran 22's with low profile tires on an off-road er. L e’sigh

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > way2blu does a rev update 12/13/2018 at 15:09

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Here is my previous bad hot take on it haha:

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-figured-out-my-issue-with-the-urus-1822245549

pip bip - choose Corrour > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 05:44

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meh

still an Audi